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The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School
Ten-Year Anniversary Edition

Over 122,000 copies in print!

Originally published as
The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of 5th Grade
But now it has a new cover and a new title!
It is the same book with the same story that kids love!

Print and Kindle versions can be purchased at Amazon (USA) by clicking here.
It is also available in print and Kindle versions at Amazon's numerous worldwide sites.
It is also available from Illusion Publishing.

The audiobook is available at Amazon, Audible, and iTunes!
PictureTen-Year Anniversary Edition - But Same Story
An International Reading Association and Children's Book Council "Children's Choices" Honor Book

An Alabama "Children's Choice Book Award" Winner

"Nonstop wacky action." - School Library 

"A quick, fun read that will appeal to would-be show offs everywhere." -Booklist

"This very funny, very silly book is filled with kids, teachers and parents who will make you laugh - when you're not chuckling about Tony's latest antics." -The Washington Post 

Summary: Anthony Madison, a.k.a. Tony Baloney, can't get enough of the Late Show with David Letterman. He loves the Late Show and will stop at nothing to get himself on the program. But to get from Kansas City to New York City, he'll have to pull out all the stops. With his own brand of Top Ten lists, and stunts that range from photocopying his hinder to taking to the field in a bear suit at a professional football game, Tony takes the NFL, MTV, New York City, the Hells Angels, his teacher, friends, family, and readers on an uproarious ride to remember.

Genre: Contemporary Humor
Age: Middle Grade

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Buy cool Top Ten things in the Top Ten Kids Store! 

Originally published as The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of 5th Grade.
Hardcover originally published by Holiday House.
Paperback originally published by Scholastic.
Paperback re-released by Illusion Publishing.

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      • Dracula: The Real Story
      • Harley P. Davidsun's Loony Bin
      • Invasion of the Stuffed Animals
      • Mischief of the Stuffed Animals
      • The Ghost Memoirs of Robert Falcon Scott
      • The Mystery of King Tutankhamun
      • The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School
    • Projects >
      • Bloodstained Love
    • Reviews >
      • Dracula: The Real Story
      • Harley P. Davidsun's Loony Bin
      • The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School
    • Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators
    • Top Ten Kids Store
  • Education Consultant
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